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Scroll down to view funny birthday poems. To access a broad assortment of clipart, tattoo designs, next month's calendar and other free printable items, visit any of the links shown on this page.


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Also shown here is an everlasting (reusable) calendar for the month of July.


July is named after Julius Caesar, who was born around that time of year.


Special days acknowledged during the month of July include Canada Day (July 1st), Independence Day (also known as The Fourth of July), Bastille Day (July 14th) and Pioneer Day (July 24th, celebrated only in the state of Utah).


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Scroll down to view funny birthday poems. To access a broad assortment of clipart, tattoo designs, next month's calendar and other free printable items, visit any of the links shown on this page.


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Also shown here is an everlasting (reusable) calendar for the month of July.


July is named after Julius Caesar, who was born around that time of year.


Special days acknowledged during thre month of July include Canada Day (July 1st), Independence Day (also known as The Fourth of July), Bastille Day (July 14th) and Pioneer Day (July 24th, celebrated only in the state of Utah).


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The birth stone that represents the month of July is the Ruby.


People born under the Western Zodiac sign of Cancer celebrate their birthdays between June 22nd and July 22nd. The remaining days in July (as well as 23 days in August) fall under the sign of Leo.


Cancer is the fourth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Cancer.


People born under this sign are said to be sensitive, emotional, and tend to make decisions intuitively. Strong sense of loyalty and fierce determination. Can be overly protective, and sometimes feel the need to be alone.


Cancer is considered compatible with Pisces, Scorpio and Cancer itself.


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To print this calendar, just right click on the image and select "SAVE PICTURE AS" from your drop-down menu. This will save it to your picture file. From there, you can reduce or enlarge as needed before printing.



Funny Birthday Poems and More



A man wrote his lover a letter

In hopes she would make him feel better.

"It's my birthday!" she read.

"See the bright side!" she said,

"You're not getting older, just deader."

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An optimist born in July

saw sparkling lights in the sky

and found it so pleasant he called it his present...

It sure beats a poke in the eye.

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