Funny Quotes About Health, Wealth, and Happiness


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Scroll down for a thoughtful selection of Funny Quotes, clever quips, pithy sayings, and snarky comments. 

This page features a selection of intelligent and humorous quotes about health, wealth, and/or happiness, from long-forgotten people of infinite wisdom. 


Maybe we can learn something from these quotes. After all, the people who spoke them were successful enough.

But failing that, at least we can have a little laugh to brighten our day. 


Most helpfully, these quotes can be inserted strategically into conversations, so as to make us appear more clever than we actually are.

But the best thing about funny quotes is that they are, if nothing else, amusing

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HEALTH

My doctor said 'I got GOOD news and BAD news! The GOOD news is, there's going to be a DISEASE named after you!'  

-Steve Martin


Be careful when reading health books. You may die of a misprint.  

-Mark Twain


I once applied for a part time job at a mental hospital. Now I work there full time and they won't let me leave.  

-Unknown




WEALTH

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.  

-Will Rogers


I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money.  

-Pablo Picasso 


Whoever said that money can't buy happiness does NOT know where to shop.  

-Unknown


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.  

-Lana Turner




HAPPINESS

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.  

-Ernest Hemingway


Laugh at your problems! Everyone else does.

-Unknown


It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.  

-Albert Camus


Happiness is having a large, loving, close-knit family in another city.  

-George Burns






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